An Indiana legislator has accused the Girl Scouts of America of teaching girls to want lesbian sex and revering Communists as role models.
Sounds like a joke? This Indianapolis Observer wishes it were!
However, Indiana state Rep. Bob Morris (R-Fort Wayne) is deadly serious. He actually wrote a letter to his fellow legislators explaining his refusal to sign a House Resolution recognizing the 100th Anniversary of Girl Scouts of America (you can read it here).
It includes this statement: "I have been told that, as of today, I am the only member not supporting the Girl Scout Resolution."
Well, no kidding, Rep. Morris! That's because you're out on this shaky limb all by your lonesome.
Time for another Thin Mint, or maybe a Savannah!